Glenn Beck Wants to Kill Christian Babies

You know...something came to my attention the other day and I, as an informed American. felt the need to share it with you. Golf courses use fertilizer. Everyone knows that. You know...you're on the golf course commenting on the look of the grass, how green and lush it is. But what you don't know, WHAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA, refuses to tell you is that golf courses use a large amount of fertilizer. Studies have shown that chemicals from this fertilizer used on golf courses can runoff and contaminate the water supply. Now...why don't more people know this? Could it be because they just never thought the landscaping habits used at golf courses? Maybe they didn't know about the all the chemicals in fertilizer? Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the LIBERAL MEDIA turned our attention AWAY from the harmful chemicals in fertilizer, and made HARDWORKING AMERICANS think about "universal healthcare" or "AIDS in Africa." Do you know who else had ties to the production of fertilizer? Hiter. Is that a coincidence? I don't know...I'm just an informed American helping YOU to make the right decisions. So the chemicals in the fertilizer, get in the water right and the chemicals get into the wildlife which lives in the water. Who eats the wildlife that lives in water? HARDWORKING AMERICAN CITIZENS. Not those liberal tree-hugging vegan pussies! HARDWORKING AMERICAN CITIZENS are eating the wildlife currently being contaminated by chemically hazardous runoff from fertilizer used on golf courses. And no one seems to care. Luckily, I CARE. I care enough to tell you the facts. The government doesn't care about fertilizer and chemical contamination! I just....I just love America so much I feel it's my duty to tell you this. What happens when HARDWORKING AMERICANS eat these fish which are contaminated by chemicals? What do these chemicals do? THEY EFFECT THE DEVELOPMENT OF FETUSES! Now...in this great nation, the nation freedom-loving people have fought and died for, fetuses are being POISONED by these chemicals. But what are people doing about it? NOTHING. Why would the Liberals care about a few deformed fetuses? They are already KILLING CHRISTIAN BABIES everyday by supporting a woman's "right to choose" or Planned Parenthood which promotes "reproductive health." What's a few more dead Christian babies? Now, I know ths has been shocking, I apologize, but I felt I had to inform you. But who do we really have to blame? Who do we have to fight back against? THE GOLFERS! Those elitist goons who go about their business every day just hitting the ball around not even stopping to THINK about how their actions are affecting the grass, which is contaminating the fish, which is leading to the posioning of CHRSITIAN BABIES. I'm just an informed citizen. That's all I am. Just an everyday woman brave enough to stand up for the truth. Do you know who golfs? Glenn Beck. Is it a coincidence that Glenn Beck golfs, that he frequents golf courses that use fertilizer? Is it a coincidence that the fertilizer contaminates water, poisoning fish? That the poisoned fish is ingested by pregnant women and harms CHRISTIAN BABIES? I think it's clear Glenn Beck wants Christian babies to die. But I'm just an informed citizen. I love America. I'm not insinuating that Glenn Beck WANTS to KILL Christian babies but...Glenn Beck wants to kill Christian babies. Look at the facts people! Ignore it you want to. Believe the LIBERAL MEDIA MACHINE. But dont say I didn't warn you.