I wish I could say that I have a great personality and that I like just about everyone, but that would be a lie. In reality, I am a classic rock lover with a secret passion for cheesy romance novels and chances are I don't like you. I also grew up Catholic in a small Illinois town which means I worship Oprah, Jesus, and JFK (in that order). Eating Chipotle burritos is a religious experience for me. I like to listen to good music, get tattoos and laugh about inside jokes with my friends. Slut Machine is my heroine. I hate when people sing along with the radio or mouth the words to songs. I like talking about things that make people feel uncomfortable. I love American Idol. And I'm sort of ashamed. Being nice is an activity at which I frequently fail. I am a feminist, but I still shave my armpits...sometimes. If working retail has taught me anything, it is that I hate children. I hate it when someone is mean, loud, obnoxious, and rude, unless that someone is me. Then it's fucking hilarious. If I sound like a bitch it's because I am a bitch. And don't ask me about my major....just don't
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